[So apparently one flawless, completely safe escape is officially gonna cost me a fingernail.

Mom did raise me to be a good bargain hunter...]

NOTE: The conclusion to this, this, this, and this. Sassy is no_substitution and Zee is zee_ali, both used with semi-permission and total love. Gregory Karras is mr_presto and mine to abuse as I see fit. :P

Strive for excellence, not perfection.The door was always his favorite part ( Read more... )

Takes place after this, this, and this.. Backdated to yesterday.

Life is under no obligation to give you what you expect.“OW!!! Shit ( Read more... )

Backdated to yesterday. Follows this and this. Sassy is no_substitution and used with permission and lots of love and cookies. But not better than Sassy's cookies. ;p

“…been examined by you, the audience. One by one, you can check to make sure the cuffs are securely in place before we lock him in. After that, we’ll all retire to the courthouse…”Tommy stood in ( Read more... )

“Okay…good, just snap those on ( Read more... )

I'm sore, I'm exhausted, and I'm probably gonna lose a fingernail...but I did it. RV's heading back to Vegas, I'm in bed with Zee and May, and I'm gonna crash for a few hours. I can't remember when I've ever been this tired.

And I didn't use my powers once. This is a good thing.

ooc: And Tommy will be prompting his escape...in a series of five ( Read more... )

Whoa-oh
Out there in the spotlight, you're a million miles away
Every ounce of energy, you try and give away
As the sweat pours out your body, like the music that you playThey were still too tight. Even with flexing, the straps were still too tight ( Read more... )

So I'm in Pioche and it's fucking freezing out. Drove up with Zee and the squirt in an RV, we're parked a couple miles from the jail. It's all tricked out, really cool...Chan hooked me up through the hotel. May's asleep, and Zee's stretched out on the couch talking to Sal on the phone about something ( Read more... )

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You Are Chips and Salsa


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